Jun
19
I'll Swim Backwards
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
It’s called highbermating
(via bassturbation)
First day at my new job!
(via aeiiouu)
why are 14 year olds complaining about being forever alone like my uncle is 45 and he’s still single and he just sits around the house all day watching cartoons and eating cereal like has the life
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